lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

emilianadarling:

Public Service Announcement: this video is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. (x)

thrillionaire:

just spooning my girlfriend

out of her container

it’s ice cream

malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

camiekahle:

whatistumblrforeals:

Jennifer Tilly

oh my 

tardis-stole-my-mind:

savingpeopleeatingpie:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

lilylunastardust:

do-you-have-a-flag:

okaylove:

I never knew Javert went to Beauxbatons.

Well, he is French.

NOW THE SINGING MAKES SENSE

  I don’t regret anything.

THANK YOU, IT IS PERFECT

capriamovies:

labyrinthnook:

A beautiful gif-set showing David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly rehearsing for the ballroom scene.

how did jennifer connelly survive this

sex-like-a-nympho:

i think my heart just stopped

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

i-fancy-music:

ankankimatank:

“Katniss is very skinny… How much do you weigh?

I am so fucking happy that female celebrities are starting to call interviewers out on their bullshit.

YESS JENNIFER YOU LEGEND