Confusing Life is Confusing
If you’re seeing this right now on your dash, I’d just like to congratulate you on having an amazing taste in blogs.

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, LIPSCHITZ!

Sometimes, I grab my own boobs because… Well, because I’m a girl and I fucking can, damn it!
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
THIS!

when the character in the book you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

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INSTANT REBLOG

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

If you don’t reblog…

I just smiled instantly. First note. Smiled.

All my feelings. ALL OF THEM.

i think our entire generation gets chills when they hear this

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if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo 

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

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hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me